January 2011
*I just “Nutella’d” all over your tits*
Fuck All That Cheatin’ Shit.
May We All “Baow!” Our Heads.
Loooool Ricky Smiley, i ain’t heard of homie in awhile..Lol if she is, make sure you get them some puppy chow for future reference lmaooo, The works
Hell Naw I’m Finding The Dog Who Did This To Her…….. That Nigga Gon’ Pay What He Owe.
I Have No IDeer (ricky smiley voice) As Long As Her Ass Ain’t Pregnant Now lol. I Only Have So Much Money.
Cute Ain’t She?
BITCH!
WE
WANT
THREE!!!
Got Racks On Racks On Racks Got Racks On Racks On Racks Got Racks On Racks On Racks Got Racks On Racks On Racks Got Racks On Racks On Racks Got Racks On Racks On Racks Got Racks On Racks On Racks Got Racks On Racks On Raaaaacks
*does lean wit it, rock wit it*
Thank You For Being There For Me.
I Know That Next Week I’ll Have Her For Sure.
I Shall Return Soon Enough.
a*k*a* i’ll be back this week.
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The Pit-Mix i want to adopt so bad. We developed a connection instantly. I love her. ugh i wish i lived on my own so King could have a sister
I Met Her Yesterday..
We Walked Her Around Outside Three Times For About 20 Minutes & The Face That She Gave Us When We Had To Put Her Back In Her Cage/ Room… I…. I Seriously Almost Started Crying Like A Little Bitch (I Never Do This).
I Truly Wanted To Adopt Her Right There On The Spot, But I Wouldn’t Have Had Enough Gas Money To Make It Back Home. And IDK What My Mother Would Have Said (She’s Also Allergic To Dogs).
But I’m Gonna Make Sure That This Dog Becomes Apart Of This Family & Get’s A Good Home.
Standard Magnums : NEXT!
Pleasure Packs: The Only Pleasure You Get In Those Pieces Of Shit Is A Dollar Off.
3 Packs: Hell Naw! I Remember I Bought One Of Those Fuckers And Ended Up With One Fuckin’ Rubber! 1. Fuckin’. Rubber!
Flavor Condoms:…….. Nuff Said. (Have Her Stuff Smellin’ Like Strawberries).
Ecstasy’s & Supra’s:…… I Might As Well Go In The Bitch Raw.
Magnum Twisters: They Feel Just….. Just Great.
Mag XL’s: They’re So Cot Damn Comfortable, But It Feels Like I’m Literally Fucking Her With A Balloon.
Fire & Ice Mags: They’re Just Feel…… So. Damn. Weird… But I Do Have A Coupon..
**leave’s out that bitch with mag twisters, XL’s, fire & ice mag’s & a box of flavors**
i was kicked in the ass and got motivated to write my first bestselling novel. i’m gonna prove to all the assholes and fuckheads that doubted me from 9th grade up till now that i’m gonna make it
i’ll show you. ill show you all. i’m gonna be famous. you’ll see
I Agree With This.
Durty Birds My Ass.
I’m Not About To Let My Girlfriend See Me & All My 217 lbs Glory.
…….. Damn That.
I Want Her To Look At Me And Go..
And Not…
I’m Not About To Let My Girlfriend See Me & All My 217 lbs Glory.
…….. Damn That.
I Want Her To Look At Me And Go..
And Not…
i hate when niggas be carrying around their ipod touch, acting like its a iphone
not hating.
and you’re gonna be reblog pictures of my books and some of yall are gonna be like “hey i used to follow her tumblr back in the day”
……………………………………..
Wait………
I Think I’d Owe The IRS Some Money..
Nevvvvvvvvvvvvvermind.
Hell No.
And Some Food…
….. We Need Food Yo.
